The dog wags his tail,
Seeking approval. See mine?
Different message.
Wake up! Life is happening here. Right now.
Cats are better than any vice. They're not fattening, dangerous, or expensive. However, they can be addictive.
Am I in your way?
You seem to have it backwards:
This pillow's taken.
Overheard at the Flagler adoption center last night:
"Look, Mommy, these kitties are sprayed and nurtured!"
(instead of spayed/neutered)
Yes, yes they are.
Keep your mouth shut today, and see if you feel the same way tomorrow.